The Defender Tshirt

CA$42.99

Behold, The Premium Defender Tshirt; because sometimes you just need to keep the psychos at bay.

Perfect for those days when you want to subtly remind everyone to keep their poison needles and dark-ages pseudoscience to themselves.

Whether you’re out running errands or simply negotiating healthcare with a physician, this shirt will have you covered in style.

Go ahead. Embrace the assertive sarcasm and ward off the nonsense pushers with The Defender Tshirt. Grab one now and let them know where they can stick it!

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Take a stand against the epidemic of idiocy with The Defender Tshirt.

The Defender is pure culture-jamming clothing. It's an instruction manual for the syringe wielding psychos who seem to want to stab us all, continually.

Crafted with the finest materials and featuring an original, snarky graphic, the message stands as a beacon of hope for those who refuse to be a party to this ongoing crime.

Make a statement and assert what everyone knows to be right and just.

The Defender T-shirt is the perfect way to proudly display what increasingly cannot be spoken out loud. Which is also an easy way to quickly discover the best people... the ones who appreciate bodily autonomy.

Perhaps most importantly, this t-shirt serves as a spell-breaker for others. Breaking the hypnotism in your circle just got a little funnier.

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About The Product

Express yourself with style and substance during these important times when the whole world is watching.


Dedicated to all the brave health practitioners who took a stand during humanity’s darkest hour, and proudly proclaimed for everyone to hear: “Your Genocide Needles Shall Not Pass”!

We thank you for your courage and bravery.

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Features

Premium Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt

  • Slim fit, unisex
  • 100% soft-cotton
  • Optional back-of-shirt design upgrade available

Size Chart

MLXL2XL
Width, in20.2522.0024.0026.00
Length, in28.0029.3730.7531.62
Sleeve length from center back, in17.7519.0020.5021.75

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